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Dark Force Rising
11-26-2004, 06:35 PM
It ain't gonna happen. /images/graemlins/mad.gif Evidently my bad reads at the tables are not the only ones I make. Sorry for wasting everybodys' time. Don't reply as I don't want to develop the rep of a troll. That is unless you want to point out that:

1. I couldn't even get a desperate old queen to let me f 'em in the ass let alone a hot young chick so who was I crappin'?

2. Nobody cared anyway.

The Dude
11-26-2004, 07:01 PM
So you're saying he didn't swing that way after all?

11-26-2004, 11:38 PM
Oh come on. You gotta give us the rejection story.

11-27-2004, 12:12 AM
ummm, yeah we're going to need more detail than that.

11-27-2004, 01:09 AM
I get guess the rejection story. It is either
"It is an exit not an entrance"
"What the f*ck are you doing?"

Anyone want to run a poll?

Dark Force Rising
11-27-2004, 01:23 AM
I take it you've been there,David. No big deal. I just brought it up casually and she cited exhibit A. In all honesty I'm kinda relieved. She's a hot fck and I'd hate to have it ruined by something going terribly wrong.

I gotta admit,though that I was kinda surprised. The second time we went at it I was treating her like a cheap buffet sans utensils. She was lifting her ass in the air making me think that she wanted at least a tounge in there. She also gets extra squirmy when touched in the general vicinity. Not to mention the fact that she took it in the mouth the second time.

Which reminds me of a poll I think I'll start...

Stay tuned.

11-27-2004, 02:09 AM
get her really, really drunk, and suggest watching a porno. Make sure the first scene of whatever porno you happen to have is anal. Note, you cant really plan this, as trying to "force" the situation is always bad.(porno nights with mutual friends is a decent way to go about this, just make sure everyone is mature about it and doesnt think its a swingers ball) However, this chick is quite clearly ready to go, and probably just needs to lose some inhibition become more acclimated with the idea.

I bet you didnt suggest it in the smoothest manner possible, but thats ok, as it never really goes over well when you ask to stick something in someones ass. Youve planted the seed. Now, the *real* quest begins...

It also helps if you occasionally start using lube during vaginal intercourse, to bring the lubing process into the norm. I would suggest getting one of the "warming" brands or some such that is supposed to make sex better. really, you are just practicing... I would also suggest being extra attentive to her during all physical contact. Dont treat her like a psych patient, but she absolutely must come to believe that she can trust you. However, to contradict this, you must also recognize those times when she wants to be treated like a two dollar whore. those are some of the best opportunities, and you must always be ready.

NEVER EVER EVER SUGGEST ANAL SEX TO START A CONVERSATION OR AFTER SEX, OR DURING ORAL SEX. ive found these are times when most women seem particularly sensitive to the fact that you might be treating them like the fore mentioned two dollar whore. This is bad if it pisses them off, which it is likely to do at these times.

Finally, the biggest step ive found to opening up all kinds of sexual avenues is light to moderate spanking. Dont start out beating the hell out of her posterior, but give it a go. During times if hightened physical sensitivity, most people find some form of slight pain to be stimulating. Also, is an easy first step into a world full of taboo's



john nickle

Dark Force Rising
11-27-2004, 02:23 AM
Hmmmm...maybe there will be another update. Meditate on this I will.

11-27-2004, 02:23 AM
best way is let your fingers do the walking while performing oral. guage response and go from there.

11-27-2004, 02:34 AM
bad idea. Most women are, deep down, self-conscious enough of there own bodies with out us stick things in somewhere that things have never been stuck before. Especially if it has already been brought up. Then he is trying to "push" her into doing something she doesnt want to do.

Its like a woman trying to convince a man to marry her. She has to get him used to the idea and implications. She cant just come out and say "hey, i think im going to immasculate you, occupy all your spare time, and effectively keep your penis in a jar next to my rose-scented toilet." She has to make him think that he wants to do it, and he will. Thats how marriage happens.

For general reference, im not really this much of a sexist, i understand that many women do not feel the need to get married, or need to manipulate thier way into a mans scrotum, just as there are many men who honestly long for a stable, happy family life with two kids and a dog that gets more action than he does. I just dont get it...


john nickle