View Full Version : Wasn't Kidding About Dildonics

03-07-2002, 06:49 PM
There supposedly will soon be technology allowing you to date your girlfriend (or Brooke Shields for that matter) when she is out of town. The company (IMMR- price 2.60) that will probably be involved is presently losing money and has a suit against Microsoft. So buying it certainly a gamble that will pobably lose. But oh those pot odds.

03-07-2002, 10:29 PM
The primary problem I see with companies like this,


is that they completely misapprehend the problem of creating a sensory experience. They always see it in terms of, like, wearing a suit that will have nerve ticklers in its lining, so as to simulate something you would actually feel.

The easiest way to make a person-shaped suit feel like another person is not to wear it like a glove, but to, like, take it off, turn it inside out, and stuff it with jelly, so that its very shape defines what it is supposed to feel like, without a lot of processor cycles.

So, if there is ever a shortage in women, sexual predators on the Internet can pull up a web-site that will put them at the controls, or inside the head of one of these at a remote location,


But understand, it will be this THING that will have to wear the sensors, to know where you are, and relay it back up the Worldcom backbone.


03-08-2002, 11:23 PM
Is it a rumour? I didn't see any specifics on the web page.


03-09-2002, 05:16 PM