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10-05-2004, 12:54 PM
So here's the situation:

I'm at my desk listening to Howard Stern this morning and they have some co-ed who is going to spin the Wheel of Sex (where she'll have to do some disgusting act like smelling Benji's ass for a minute or get smacked in the ass with a fish or whatever) in exchange for plugging a website (voyeurdorm.com).

So I, being the brilliant individual that I am and never afraid to check out some porn, type that into my web browser and its the usual stuff (a little nakedness but not much unless you put in a credit card, which I'd never do) but I start clicking around and all of a sudden I have 10 f'n pop-up porn boxes all over my computer.

A 50 year old woman who works with me comes walking towards my office. I know she's coming to see me with a question and I started trying to close all these boxes but for every 1 I close 2 more pop up and she's getting closer and my heart is racing and I can't get these closed fast enough and at the last second I hop up to meet her at the door and prevent her from coming into my office.

F'n pop-up boxes. I nearly [censored] myself.

10-05-2004, 01:00 PM


10-05-2004, 01:07 PM
you could have turned off the monitor

10-05-2004, 01:07 PM
Alt-F4 is your friend.

10-05-2004, 01:27 PM
Seems like a few of you guys have been there before?

10-05-2004, 01:51 PM
The punchline is when he got to the door his pants fell down /images/graemlins/blush.gif

10-05-2004, 02:18 PM
Hit the power button and say your computer crashed. I've had this happen many times /images/graemlins/wink.gif

10-05-2004, 02:36 PM
And what did the wheel land on?

10-05-2004, 02:37 PM
yeah, I'm sure that wouldn't look suspicious.

(note sarcasm).

10-05-2004, 02:38 PM
She had to eat edible the edible underwear off of Benji (a fat sweaty show character).

Hope the plug was worth it.

10-05-2004, 04:06 PM
Happens in reverse too, to my surprise. A few days ago I'm walking by and see a couple of the girls(one in her 40's and the other in her 50's) in the office giggling while looking at the computer screen.

I dart over and say "what are you girls looking at" and the older gal frantically tries to clear the screen to no avail.
It was this halloween porn with this naked old hag with floppy tits, witches hat and broom.

Man, were they embarrassed.

10-05-2004, 04:08 PM
Try this:
It's called Popup Stopper and it does a reasonable job of stopping those anoying Popups. Best of all, it's free!

10-05-2004, 05:06 PM

10-05-2004, 05:17 PM
I would suggest not looking at Porn in the office if you value your job. At least where I work, it isn't a visit with HR, it is security carrying you to your car. Your personal belongings will be returned to you. Do not step foot on company property.

Although, if your pants had fallen down, that would have been awsome!!!

10-05-2004, 05:23 PM
Better she think you only *might* be surfing porn at work...

10-05-2004, 05:55 PM
I would suggest not looking at Porn in the office if you value your job.

Are you suggesting that it's possible to value a job that prevents you from looking at porn?

10-05-2004, 08:30 PM

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Or Window-D. Both will minimize everything on your screen.

Tyler Durden
10-05-2004, 08:32 PM
I had a similar thing happen at work two years ago when I was employed at a law firm, my first job out of college.

I had a date that night and I wanted to search the web for dating tips on a site I had seen before, askmen.com. It's kind of like Men's Health but online. Anyway I couldn't remember the URL exactly so I thought maybe it was men.com. So I typed that in. Big mistake! All these gay porn popups started showing! I got so worried b/c as I tried to close them more kept coming. I finally jumped up and shut the door to my office and restarted the computer. My heart was beating so fast! Whew.

But seriously, check out askmen.com. It's a good site.

10-05-2004, 11:37 PM
Yeah, but how do you minimize everything in your pants?

10-05-2004, 11:41 PM
That's a funny one. Instead of dates you got figs.

10-06-2004, 11:04 AM
So I typed that in. Big mistake!

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Is that why it is now your homepage?

10-06-2004, 02:04 PM
This was purely a "I'm listening to this chick on the radio and I can see her naked right now on the computer - cool" scenario. I was NOT having a party with myself.

Just for the record.

10-07-2004, 01:53 PM
I don't mean to rain on everyone's parade but...the fruit roll up (aka edible underwear) was on high pitched Eric. That was some funny ass stuff that morning.

10-07-2004, 10:53 PM
I work at an adult web site. If porn is NOT on my computer screen when the boss walks by my office, I'd get fired.


10-07-2004, 11:24 PM
"Oh Smithers! Please have this report redrafted immediately! The pages are stuck together."

Cleveland Guy
10-08-2004, 01:36 PM
We can't all get the good jobs now can we? Some of us have to suffer through life