omg i cant believeit president announces war on masterbation

brad · #1 03-06-2003, 03:22 PM

http://whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

Billy LTL · #2 03-06-2003, 06:48 PM

Damn. Does this mean I have to find a ladyfriend?

Ray Zee · #3 03-06-2003, 11:56 PM

yes its a terrible thing to try to outlaw chewing your food properly. who does he think he is.

marbles · #4 03-07-2003, 10:52 AM

I have to admit, I was fooled. The website really looks official. Good stuff, but I still prefer The Onion.

IrishHand · #5 03-07-2003, 10:54 AM

I liked your reply before you edited it. [img]/forums/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

marbles · #6 03-07-2003, 10:59 AM

Well, you gotta admit, whitehouse.org looks a lot like whitehouse.gov

Shame on you guys for trying to snow me before I've had my coffee.

brad · #7 03-07-2003, 11:15 AM

what do u mean?

marbles · #8 03-07-2003, 11:22 AM

First time I read the article, I actually thought it was real and posted just that. Once I realized it was all a joke (duh), I tried to retract my comment, but Irish had already caught my pre-coffee idiocy. Doh.

brad · #9 03-07-2003, 11:45 AM

'Once I realized it was all a joke '

you mean it was all a joke? homeland security, condition orange threat level, p.a.t.r.i.o.t. act repealing the bill of rights, torture being promoted as a good thing, plans on news to shut down all cities in case of single smallpox attack, bush saying we will preemptively wage war (including nukes) just in case?

ok i can believe that but i think this as well as ashcroft ordering nude statues to be robed are real.