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Old 02-20-2003, 02:08 PM
snakehead snakehead is offline
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<< If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq >>
by John Robbins

[to the tune of If You're Happy & You Know It)

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi,
And your alibi is shoddy,
And your tastes remain quite gaudy,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think that SUVs,
Are the best thing since sliced cheese,
And your father you must please,
Bomb Iraq.

If the globe is quickly warming, bomb Iraq.
If the poor will soon be storming, bomb Iraq.
We assert that might makes right,
Burning oil is a delight,
For the empire we will fight,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might now knows no borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
It's the make-war-not-love season,

Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
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Old 02-20-2003, 05:46 PM
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Maybe we can search for one together.

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Old 02-21-2003, 06:49 AM
nicky g nicky g is offline
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If you stole the last election, bomb Iraq.
If you're prone to speech defection, bomb Iraq.
If you're President by error
And you need a war on terror
That will go on for forever
Bomb Iraq.
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Old 02-22-2003, 02:07 AM
brad brad is offline
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very very nice.

If you stole the last election, bomb Iraq.
If you're prone to speech defection, bomb Iraq.
If you're President by error
And you need a war on terror - on and on forever

Bomb Iraq.


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If you stole the last election, bomb Iraq.
If you're prone to speech defection, bomb Iraq.
If you're President by error
And you need a war on terror,

on and on forever, on and on forever,

on and on forever,Bomb Iraq.
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