"Smith has to go to his knees to cover up the muff"

[JTrout]

-Mike Patrick
Quote of the day, Sun.nite football.

[youtalkfunny]

In my childhood, I had a record-album of radio bloopers that included, "...Esposito in all alone....HE HIT THE FUKCIN' POST! Esposito hit the goal post! The rebound goes out of the zone..."

[kyro]

Someone told me Phil Simms said something along the lines of "I like looking for cracks" at the Pats/Ravens game today.

[PoBoy321]

I guess this isn't really a funny quote, like a misspeak or something, but I think that Joe Namath getting drunk and hitting on an announcer last year takes the cake. What did he say? "I really wanna kiss you"?

[tolbiny]

A couple of years ago in a preseason game, a pass over the middle was referred to as

"and he slips one into his tight end"