Life Lessons from Watching Porn

[bosoxfan]

copycat

[tek]

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number 19 is actually true

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So is 3, 13 (I do it on the forehead), 20 (sometimes [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ) and 29 (although using both hands is better).

[Clarkmeister]

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copycat

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duh. I don't think anyone figured he sat around creating his own list from scratch.

[tek]

I didn't see that other post. I got the list in an email. I guess I should have done a search before I posted it. Ya sure...

[jakethebake]

Noooooooo means yesssssssss.

[bosoxfan]

[img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] It was meant as a joke. i knew it was an e-mail because i got it too. I guess I should have put a [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

sorry [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Utah]

It is just sad that the guy kids today dont learn this. What has happened to our society?

[slickpoppa]

- never wear a condom
- never kiss a woman when you are f*cking her
- women like being referred to as slut or bitch when being [censored]
- single women regularly f*ck repairment and delivery boys

[mmcd]

single women regularly f*ck repairment and delivery boys

Married ones too.

[Cyrus]

- Always ask for proof (money shot).

- Nothing is free in life (you gotta go down if you want her later to go down).

- Sex is fun (all those smiling people!)

- Sex is boring (all those morose people!)

- Family names mean nothing (all those actors' names!)

- Walk slowly anywhere you go. What's your rush?

- Words are a trivial nuisance; action is everything.

- There are no virgins.

...I could go on.