Ok, new poll: $20 mill or banging chicks

[MrGo]

$20 million with no hesitation. No one gets me off like I can!

[daveymck]

Being 31 and having a child and partner banging any girl I want would get me in big trouble, therefore I take the money and blowjobs which to honses aint that bad a compromise.

[The once and future king]

However much trouble you got in, you will still be able to bang your wife given the terms of the deal. You also get to live forever.

Also the deal says never have sex again, thay may well include blow jobs.

I want to know how the babe selection works, do I need to be in her physical presence, or do I need to somehow express the desire to shag her and said shagging somehow comes into reality.

Having to be in their physical presence could be time consuming and expensive. I would have to hire a PI to track down all the actual names and addresses of certain ladies I have in mind.

The abilty to some how warp into porn would be a godsend.

[astroglide]

are you quoting "your friends and neighbors"?

[MrGo]

Nope..I'm just money-hungry. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Bob Moss]

This forum is really starting to disgust me. I thought the sucking dick for money poll was pretty bad, but this is far worse. I'd like a feature to auto-ignore anyone who chose the money here.

Bob

[MrGo]

auto-ignore me then.

I choose the money in a heartbeat

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
This forum is really starting to disgust me. I thought the sucking dick for money poll was pretty bad, but this is far worse. I'd like a feature to auto-ignore anyone who chose the money here.

Bob

[/ QUOTE ]
I am surprised all the right-wingers on here haven't said the same thing about you because of your avatar. Lighten up man.

[Hallett]

Money can't buy happiness.

Banging any chick I want, any time I want, forever; pretty much is one possible definition of happiness.

[SoaringAngle]

screw 20 mil, this isnt even close