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Re: Off topic (if asked, I will delete)...
then dont read it jerk, I like the Push sign, I find that hilarious
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DELETE POST.. and if you dont do that
then get a hot chick with a pair or Aces on her tits. |
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Did you decide what you're going to do? Congrats on graduation + job by the way. I know law school's tough. Definitely +EV.
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Re: Off topic (if asked, I will delete)...
I think the PUSH sign idea is hilarious. I personally have the Stars travel coffee mug on my desk for my morning/lunch/afternoon coffee, but I'm in a [censored]-level entry job. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Dogs Playing Poker [/ QUOTE ] Booooooooooouuuuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnsssssssss! Weird....I hate the damn dogs. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I say get a hookah pipe dealio...way better than any poker or law related thing. Another idea is to have random signs on the wall like 'Stop N Go' 'POOOOOOOOSH' and 'SHIP IT' and stuff...that might rule if done well. Yugoslav |
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Maybe a sign up on the wall that says:
Can you see why? |
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A goldfishbowl with a dont tap the aquarium sign
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I really like doing a bunch, the push sign on the door, i think the fishbowl is hilarious and perfect, and a can you see why sign, wow, maybe i will be redoing my apartment now.
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Re: Off topic (if asked, I will delete)...
You should keep a stack or two of chips on your desk, and riffle through them and stack them with one hand while you listen to your clients' stories. Give them a piercing look every once in a while and either freeze up your chip shuffling or rapidly accelerate it when they say key things, so it looks like you're catching them bullsh_itting you. If one comes out with a really transparent big lie, stand up and shove the whole pile of chips all-in on them like Johnny Chan knowing he's going to take their house.
This also works on dates. |
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