sometimes.....

[slickterp]

playing SnG last night, get KK on button. go all in after a sizeable raise in front, and get called by 77. he hits set. i just chat jesus.... and he comes back w/ "i hit that flop one in 8 times dawg (yes, really spelled like that)..."
i think for a moment about explaining pot odds and the fact that his play had an EV of -6000 chips, but instead, i followed him around for the next hour and took his money. it was fun.

[Vanquish]

Good for you. There was a thread a while ago about funny SnG one-liners. The favorite was something like "Don't tap on the aquarium" which I think is from Phil Gordon. There's no need to educate these people, especially when they talk like UGA fans. Bah!