Porno pet peeves?

[MoreWineII]

I'm sure this has been done before, but some really crappy porno I watched last night left me feeling irritated and discouraged.

Couple of mine from last night:

- Multi-guy porn. Why? Seeing five dudes try to stuff their dicks in various holes in porno that is obviously aimed towards males is silly. Is there any hetero guy that wants to see that? 3 girls, one guy = good, 3 guys, one girl = stupid.

- Stupid annoying cameramen. If you've seen bangbus or cumfiesta, you know what I'm talking about. I'm trying to jack off to this [censored], I don't need the cameraman to make stupid jokes during that time. It's like...hot sex. Yay, boner time! Stupid cameraman joke/commentary. Flaccid. I could turn down the volume, but the sounds the chicks make is hot to me.

- Streched and/or close-up orifice shots. Maybe to some people a guy prying open a chick's vag or [censored] with his fingers for a close-up shot is hot. Not for me, that's effin' sick. Less close-ups overall would be a good thing, imo.

- Guys choking or beating the [censored] out of a chick during sex. Again, different strokes for different folks, but I'm getting way too much porn with violent scary dudes in it.

There's a few to start.