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Re: who\'s going out tonight?
Nah, I'm not joking. The details go as follows:
When I first game here I started dating the most attractive woman in my cohort almost immediately. It's good to be the only guy in a group of eleven. Anyways, we went out for a couple of months. Then we went out one evening and she invited her other boyfriend along. Oops. Since then I have been nothing but civil, of course, and she and her boyfriend have been invited (and attended) the two parties I have had, since I invite everyone else from my group and it seems pretty classless to exclude one person. So this party has been planned for about a month, and a couple days ago I start getting all these e-mails like, "Can't come, sorry, have papers to write," and so on. Well, turns out her boyfriend is hosting a birthday party for her at her dad's and since her dad has a multimillion dollar house with a pool and a view and I only have an admittedly pimped out (thanks, poker) but small apartment, I lose. The beans were accidentally spilled by a few unsuspecting guests as we graded final papers today. People are easy to buy, apparently. And whatever, I just made a ton playing two hours worth of poker which I wouldn't have done. -Michael |
#22
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Re: who\'s going out tonight?
get some other friends and go play a prank on them
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#23
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Re: who\'s going out tonight?
"get some other friends and go play a prank on them"
No thanks. I'm going to try to continue my amazing streak of maturity. -Michael |
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Re: who\'s going out tonight?
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Nah, I'm not joking. The details go as follows: When I first game here I started dating the most attractive woman in my cohort almost immediately. It's good to be the only guy in a group of eleven -Michael [/ QUOTE ] True it has its advantages, but this is why everyone's not always about it. For all the supposed "more sensitive" bs that girls spew, Guys would be far less likely to pull this sort of subversive [censored]. It would be something like, "Ohh, were were going to the rich kids party, why don't you come?" And if they found out he was too much of a douche to to invite you when you are the bigger man and invite him to [censored], then something would be said. |
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Re: who\'s going out tonight?
Crash the party and sleep with her boyfriend's mom.
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Re: who\'s going out tonight?
I went out. Made out with a chick. she was short. friends told me afterward she was fat. But she really didn't feel fat. I'm not sure who to believe.
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Re: who\'s going out tonight?
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I went out. Made out with a chick. she was short. friends told me afterward she was fat. But she really didn't feel fat. I'm not sure who to believe. [/ QUOTE ] it doesn't matter |
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Re: who\'s going out tonight?
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I went out. Made out with a chick. she was short. friends told me afterward she was fat. But she really didn't feel fat. I'm not sure who to believe. [/ QUOTE ] Nice! |
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