Sticking it in poopers

handsome · #1 05-20-2005, 10:35 PM

So I was chatting away with one of my white friends today (I'm asian, for the record) and the topic of sticking it in girls' poopers came up. I admit that I've never had anal sex before in my life and he goes on to tell me how great it is, like it's the new fad. "It feels like a brand new p**sy!" were his exact words, but I imagine it feels totally different. So without me giving any attempts to find out first hand (though, as handsome as I am, I kinda doubt that I'd be able to convince a girl to let me stick it in her pooper).. what's the consensus on this? Does it actually feel like a new vag?

wh1t3bread · #2 05-20-2005, 10:42 PM

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I kinda doubt that I'd be able to convince a girl to let me stick it in her pooper)

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Think positive. Date a girl for a few months and you shouldn't have much of a problem getting her to do this. Chances are she probably has already.

oljumpstart · #3 05-20-2005, 10:45 PM

Only if you shave it with a freshly cleaned electric razor first.

BWebb · #4 05-20-2005, 10:45 PM

Also, some girls actually like it in their pooper. But there is definitely another level of comfort you must reach to be able to do it to them.

Macdaddy Warsaw · #5 05-20-2005, 10:45 PM

If you bring it up in a smart way, you should be able to convince any girl who hasn't absolutely decided against it that it's worth a try.

Use lots of lube.

handsome · #6 05-20-2005, 10:48 PM

Well, I guess my curiosity has turned into a mini-mission for me.

TimM · #7 05-20-2005, 10:48 PM

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what's the consensus on this? Does it actually feel like a new vag?

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This is what I was told too.

BTW, my friend got this in a pr0n spam yesterday. He IM'ed it to me, and I told him I'd post it on OOT:

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All About Anal - Part 4

Hi fellow Porn Lovers,

Generally, it may be a good idea to have an enema before having anal sex. If you do that, you need to wait two hours before engaging in anal play. The reason for this is that the rectum produces a protective mucus and the enema will wash it away also. You need to give the body time to repuild it to reduce the chances of infection.

Keep in mind that if you drive the "Hershey Highway", you should expect a little "chocolate". If you've ever watched an anal porn movie, you'll note that you never see any feces. That's simply because the women have an enema beforehand.

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Soul Daddy · #8 05-20-2005, 10:51 PM

Well, this thread was only a matter of time.

Alobar · #9 05-20-2005, 10:53 PM

meh, it isnt anything exciting from just the standpoint of how it feels. You just get off an it more because its kinda "taboo" and its something you dont get to do all the time.

If I could only pluf one orifice for the rest of my life, the pooper would not be on the top of the list.

Macdaddy Warsaw · #10 05-20-2005, 10:53 PM

Uh...Using an enema is silly, don't bother. Just do it like 1-4 hours after she's taken a crap and you can throw in a shower to make sure the area is clean too.

Finally, it is entirely possible to run into a piece of fecal matter if you're down there, but it comes with the territory, just take care of it as you see fit and keep going. If you can't handle that, either go the enema route (which is entirely too much work for the girl, I think) or don't do it.