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[Sin Dee]

my mother sent this to me and I am Sorry but I just had to share it. This guy must be a poker player.



Grocery Shopping

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of
orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and
a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out,
a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed the items in
front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases,
the drunk calmly stated: "You must be single." The woman was a bit
startled by this proclamation. But, she was equally intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off
her drunken observer to her marital status. Curiosity getting the
better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely
correct, but how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied: " 'Cause you're ugly."

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