STFU U2!

[Q8offsuit]

WARNING! Vitriolic rant ahead! Proceed at your own risk!

So, I've just seen the crappy apple commercial featuring the new "song" from these geriatric sub-humans for the 976th time, and I'm on the verge of a murderous rampage. Who gives a rat turd about these talentless liberal wackjobs? I've heard a lot of crappy music in my time, but these witless buffoons take the cake. And what's worse, these guys at one time (1985 or so?) played real music that was semi-possible to listen to. Flushing talent down the toilet is always worse than never having had it to begin with.

One, two, three, fourteen??? How unbelieveably clever! You guys rock! How about shouting "Yeah Yeah Yeah" over and over again! F-ing genius, mate!

Hopefully this is their last attempt to seem relevant to the world. Give it up. Nobody wants to see a bunch of middle-aged shitheads trying to be punk-rock. Leave crappy music to the younger set.

Please, God, just let them all spontaneously combust or something.