Greatest Celebrity Poker Line Ever

[andyfox]

Good looking girl, I think her name is Sarah Geller, needs to suck out on the river. She crawls on the table, rubbing her breasts on it, much to the delight of her two male opponents. The river card is dealt on her back. She loses.

In the green room, the host says, "The river came down on the small of your back."

She replies, "Aah, if I had a nickel . . . "