People Who Scream "ONE TIME!"

[benfranklin]

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What is up with all the people screaming at the poker table?



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FYP.

A. The cards don't know or care that you are screaming.

B. In particular, screaming something "one time" make you sound like Mike Matusow, whining about his pitiful little life.

C. Screaming in hopes of hitting a hand generally indicates that you are trying to suck out big time. Why draw attention to your pathetic play?

D. Screaming after you hit a hand generally indicates that you did suck out big time. Why draw attention to your pathetic play?

E. Screaming about anything in public indicates a lack of maturity, experience, and consideration for others. As Vince Lombardi said about scoring a touchdown, you should act like you've been there before, and intend to be there again.

[mlagoo]

i kinda love screaming one time

but i do it ironically

so its ok

[trevor]

OMFG even though it's photo shop this is just great.

[callmedonnie]

Yea, but I personally think it is the funniest thing. When I play with my friends and we flip over the cards, it is generally policy. When I play at a local tournament I usually don't even bother though if I am ever in a situation where a camera is on the table, my biggest fear is forgetting to shout, "One time!"

[Annulus]

lol

[smoore]

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For some reason the idea of this guy yelling "one time!!" before going to talk to a chick is cracking me up.

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This is going into my arsenal.

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That's your problem right there. Chicks should be coming up to you.......

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... saying to themselves, "One time!"