I'm cracking up...I need to get laid

[ftball0000]

mplspoker, microbob and liquidboss are giving you the correct advice here.

Be a tad bit arrogant, be playful, be outgoing, if she starts touching you (on your arm, etc.), then you are well on your way. Act like you own the place and remember that she is the lucky one being with you, you are the prize and have higher value.

Hope this helps and good luck, even though it's not about luck,

-Ftball

[tek]

A 'funny and cocky' approach often works. See www.tuckermax.com for ideas. You don't have to push the envelope as he does (plus he admits to exagerating).

But the point is women like slightly bad guys to boy scouts.
And as others have said, confidence is key.

And a big point I'd like to make is desperation repels. Banks loan money to people who don't need it, not people who need groceries to stay alive. How about jobs? Easier to get one when you have one and want to move up than when you are on the outs.

Same with women. Desperation registers on their Hard Up Radar quickly.

If you are desperate, you need to use Bluffing skills to overcome it. Smooth betting when the third flush card hits the board when you've got crap ad taking the pot kind of bluffing.

Jobs, women, etc are easier if you come off like you can take it or leave it.

[tek]

By the way, good call on not getting a hooker. My son used to work with a guy who is on the KQ Pimps and Ho's List.

Not a good way to go...

[kiemo]

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nearly got shot in that part of town one time....you could probably get a meth high breathing in the air around there...

worst friggen neighborhood in Mpls.

RB

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You were in the wrong hood man.

Frogtown is in St. Paul. University Ave between Lexington and Rice.

[James282]

Is your avatar a picture of yourself? Just curious.
-James

[whiskeytown]

I was working at the strip mall on University and Rice

as a security guard...an unarmed one....lucky I didn't die...quit after 2 weeks -

RB

[eastbay]

lmao...Schroeder, Mary Frances. Is she dumping herself the moment the photo was snapped?

eastbay

[collegeplayer1]

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Doesn't have to be for life ever after - just a couple week fling is fine - no problem -

I just need to get back in the ball game for a time - a short time even - - see if I still remember how to hit the ball -

suggestions? - Ideas? - (and no, getting girls drunk will NOT work - I'm trying to avoid that crap myself) - Escorts, well, we all know that would be bad and wrong...after all, that would be illegal [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] - wonder how folks look for one...LOL

RB

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