I'm cracking up...I need to get laid

[whiskeytown]

Doesn't have to be for life ever after - just a couple week fling is fine - no problem -

I just need to get back in the ball game for a time - a short time even - - see if I still remember how to hit the ball -

suggestions? - Ideas? - (and no, getting girls drunk will NOT work - I'm trying to avoid that crap myself) - Escorts, well, we all know that would be bad and wrong...after all, that would be illegal [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] - wonder how folks look for one...LOL

RB

[Toro]

Step up to the plate and swing for the fences. One of the greatest homerun hitters of all time, Babe Ruth also has the strike out record.

[Lawrence Ng]

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Escorts, well, we all know that would be bad and wrong...after all, that would be illegal - wonder how folks look for one...LOL

RB


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You mean they aren't in your phone books?

[whiskeytown]

I dunno man....I go to pages like this and I just shake my head and go no way....

http://www.ci.stpaul.mn.us/depts/pol...s_current.html

better to find the horny college sorority girl instead. Some of those ladies are vomitous...(one cute one in there, but who knows...probably a crack whore too) -

now, on the other hand, any of you guys wanna take me out to the ranch in NV, I'm golden...LOL

RB

[HesseJam]

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I dunno man....I go to pages like this and I just shake my head and go no way....

http://www.ci.stpaul.mn.us/depts/pol...s_current.html


RB

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What do you mean? That Tiana Nicole Eady and the other, Heather Marie Laven, look doable to me.

[Beerfund]

All girls are sluts you just have to bring it out. So hit on every girl you see and be very blunt, a simple "Wanna fukc?" should do. And since you seem pretty desperate don't be picky and you'll get the sticky [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[rloftin]

WHY

[Iplayragstoo]

I have heard of this method as well....its probably an urban legend, but this is what I heard...

You go to a busy nightclub, you go to every single girl in there as long as they don't have guys on there arms, and ask each one if they wanna go fck [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] 99% will tell you to go fck yourself, but theres always that one.... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[snakehead]

why doesn't my computer show the pictures? in answer to your question, if you want something you have to ask for it.

[M2d]

Your last thread involved jonesing to go to vegas. put two and two together (2+2?) and solve both of your problems.