I should be able to figure this one out... but I can't

[tolbiny]

I can't believe it took three posts to get to this one. Salvation army is a good choice though.

[ArchAngel71857]

tie it on the roof of your car.

You forgot that it won't be totally secure. You have to hold onto it with your arm.


-AA

[mikeyvegas]

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tie it on the roof of your car.

You forgot that it won't be totally secure. You have to hold onto it with your arm.


-AA

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Yes, I've seen several people secure their matress with some rope and the force of their outstretched left arm while driving down the road. I feel very safe sharing the roads with these motorists while I'm laughing to myself as I watch them in my REARVIEWMIRROR.

[Boris]

throw the mattress in the street and set it on fire.

[snakehead]

this is standard procedute in urban areas. in the suburbs, just drag it out to the dumpster and leave it.