If Party had a lick of sense...

[Guthrie]

oh wait, end of thread. Let me start over.

If someone with a lick of sense took over Party, they would institute automatic rakeback for all players on a sliding scale based on volume.

Everyone's rakeback would be deposited into their account every Friday at 5 p.m. Eastern. The fish would lose it back over the weekend and the rest would put it in the bank.

No more bonuses, no more gnomes, no more skins, no more affiliates, no more under-the-table deals. All the big players would come back, the fish would get a few bucks to gamble away, Party would make a killing, bandwidth suckage at 2+2 would drop, everybody's happy. Well, everybody except the affiliates and skins, but they're going to get screwed anyway, it's just a matter of time.