Ever have a "Damn I am going to HELL for that" moment???

[LethalRose]

Few days ago I was at subway, a chubby/tan somewhat cute girl is infront of me, I notice she forgets her keys on the counter so i yell at her. She comes back and says "cant get home without those!" after she takes a few steps towards the door i say "yea, you're definately not jogging home"
most of the people around me begin to laugh..

she is probably plotting my demise at this moment, along with the ninja monkeys.

[Yobz]

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Few days ago I was at subway, a chubby/tan somewhat cute girl is infront of me, I notice she forgets her keys on the counter so i yell at her. She comes back and says "cant get home without those!" after she takes a few steps towards the door i say "yea, you're definately not jogging home"
most of the people around me begin to laugh..

she is probably plotting my demise at this moment, along with the ninja monkeys.

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thats awesome...she is probably balemic (however you spell it) now

[Alobar]

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most of the people around me begin to laugh..



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*cough* Bullsh[/i]it *cough*

I'd bet $50 you never even actually said that either, you just thought it in your head

[LethalRose]

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most of the people around me begin to laugh..



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*cough* Bullsh[/i]it *cough*

I'd bet $50 you never even actually said that either, you just thought it in your head

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Nope, I said it outloud. If you think i dont have the balls to be a smartass in public you are greately mistaken.

[LotsOfOuts69]

I was trick or treating at age 11 with some friends, we get to this one kids' house and we all go up and he is giving out candy.

He goes to drop candy in my friend's bag, who didn't know who the kid was,and the kid misses the bag.

My friend yells "What are you fu*$ing blind?"


He was.

--LoO

[Alobar]

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Nope, I said it outloud. If you think i dont have the balls to be a smartass in public you are greately mistaken.

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Its not a question of balls, its a question of being a big enough fu[/i]cktard. At least you didnt deny that no one actually laughed

[LethalRose]

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Nope, I said it outloud. If you think i dont have the balls to be a smartass in public you are greately mistaken.

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Its not a question of balls, its a question of being a big enough fu[/i]cktard. At least you didnt deny that no one actually laughed

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whats the big deal? it was funny..

[Alobar]

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Nope, I said it outloud. If you think i dont have the balls to be a smartass in public you are greately mistaken.

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Its not a question of balls, its a question of being a big enough fu[/i]cktard. At least you didnt deny that no one actually laughed

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whats the big deal? it was funny..

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not really

[Apathy]

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Nope, I said it outloud. If you think i dont have the balls to be a smartass in public you are greately mistaken.

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Its not a question of balls, its a question of being a big enough fu[/i]cktard. At least you didnt deny that no one actually laughed

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I would've laughed pretty hard if I had witnessed that scene, but I'm usually under the influence when in subway at night.

[peachy]

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Some kid i knew commited suicide by sitting in his car in the garage w/ it on. Later that month i saw the family @ an ice cream store, and didn't want to talk to them, so I said "i gotta go, i left the car running out front" They didn't get it.

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if there's a hell, you just earned yourself a ticket there...

me too, for laughing out loud at your post.

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i didnt find that funny....there r no words for that

and for the guy talkin about the cute chubby chick...if u thought she was cute then y insult her like this...most girls already have low self esteems and u sayin this to her in front of others is the reason y most girls develop complexes...remember she can lose a lil weight...ull always be an a-hole

im all for makin funny comments about things...but there is a line...let alone a tasteful one