crazy twoplustwo handles - what were they on?

[Al_Capone_Junior]

The names people choose for their handles on 2+2 amaze me. I think the crack pipe is getting worn out these days! Let's take a look...

turnipmonster - must be from shelbyville, right around the corner from springfield.

Clarkmeister - meister? mister? sounds like a balding vegas Super-Magoo to me!

al capone junior - what's this? a drug crazed insane criminal genius? Super-Magoo? All of the above?

jasonholdem - he missed the apostrophe in hold'em. must be a college student aspiring to play poker instead.

pokerbabe - well who can really make fun of HER, she's cute as a button and funny too! But didn't want her to feel left out! And she plays poker! And golf!

letsrock - still has his nazareth tattoo after all these years!

al schoonmaker - sounds like some psychology egghead!

fossilman - now is he into ancient dinosaurs or is he just old?

bigbaitsim - spent too much time fishin'

Joe Tall (Joe Tall) - who you reminding, us or yourself?

goofball - name says it all

angry young man - has too many styx albums

Kurn, son of Mogh - watches Star Trek too much, without a doubt. Hey Kurn, which episode is on tonight?

winholdemsupport - should be "cheatin' ass SOB"

patrick dicaprio - is he as cute as leonardo?

Chris daddy cool - probably has the FBI watching his rap studio

Ray Zee - has the GALL to capitalize his name

Beer bandit - watches too many john belushi films, oh wait no, that's a simpsons episode

Homer J. Simpson - obviously has dubious heros.

felicialee - as long as her posts are, why not a longer name?

george w of poker - not sure what this means, but he's definitely something, depends what the campaign manager says this week.

AcesOver8s - watches too many westerns. Wild Bill was his fav.

Jay! - what's the exclamation for anyway?

thrillhouse - watches the simpsons too much

David Sklansky - should just abbreviate "Oz"

Mat Sklansky - "the man with the ax"

lori - queen of the zoo

Granny Mae - the only one on the zoo who does NOT recommend playing Q5s

DrPhysic - come to the home games on fridays, Dr Suckout!

-Simon- like prince, only needs one name. May change to a symbol soon

ohkanada - lives in austin TX. Sorry. You poor slob.

Sherrif Fatman - MUST live in TX

chesspain - shows off his psychological prowess with a clever handle

SaltCracka - thrives on controversial "gangland" names on Stars! BustaCap was his second choice.

LondonBroil - he's either a crazy brit or he likes his steaks thick.

oh well, I could go on all day, perhaps someone else has something to add.

al