One night stand has me flipping out...

[AZK]

So, not normally a one-night stand type of person, had a few drinks one thing leads to another, we have sex, I used a condom. Assume this girl does this A LOT, I will never see her again, I got tested last week and I'm waiting for the results. Should I be flipping out? I am.

[utmt40]

You'll be fine man just chill.

[jakethebake]

Get your will updated as soon as possible.

[IndieMatty]

This is a joke right?


No worries man. You had sex. It happens.

[Sponger15SB]

You're dead. I'd kill yourself now so you don't feel the pain of your insides melting as you go blind.

[xadrez]

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we have sex, I used a condom

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Youre fine, dont worry

[AZK]

No this isn't a joke. Yes, I know I am a tool. I was fine until I started talking to one of my "straight" edge friends who told me he'd be going nuts since nothing is 100%... I know I know....

[steelcmg]

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No this isn't a joke. Yes, I know I am a tool. I was fine until I started talking to one of my "straight" edge friends who told me he'd be going nuts since nothing is 100%... I know I know....

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Dont listen to straight edge people they are fcuking lame.

[TheBlueMonster]

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nothing is 100%...

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if you've ever seen that Friends episode (which is one of the only ones I've seen) when Rachel tells Ross she is pregnant, you should know that condoms are only 97% effective.



I really don't like that show.

[Alobar]

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nothing is 100%...

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if you've ever seen that Friends episode (which is one of the only ones I've seen) when Rachel tells Ross she is pregnant, you should know that condoms are only 97% effective.



I really don't like that show.

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I know your post was a joke and all, but I figured id respond anyway, cuz I learned this the other day and found it interesting. The 97% that is quoted on things like condoms and birth control in terms of effectiveness isnt like odds of failure type thing. I.e. if you are wilt chamberlain and bang 30K women, due to sheer sample size you would eventually hit those 3% of the times where it failed, and voila, baby! Instead its like a statistic on the entire population. Like everyone who has sex and uses the pill or condom or whatever, of those, 3% will end up pregnant. This is according to my friend who works at a fertility clinic.