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Old 06-24-2005, 04:14 PM
Dex Dex is offline
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Go to a gay bar and get trashed. Going to a gay bar doesn't make you gay. Going home with a gay man probably would.

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Haha, I've been to the local gay club a few times with some friends (some gay, some straight). I get hit on all night and people buy me drinks. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I should just give in and be bi or something, as I clearly would get laid more often.
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:15 PM
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steve pwns this thread.
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:22 PM
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Default Re: I want to see if I\'m gay or not

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Go to a gay bar and get trashed. Going to a gay bar doesn't make you gay. Going home with a gay man probably would.

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Haha, I've been to the local gay club a few times with some friends (some gay, some straight). I get hit on all night and people buy me drinks. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I should just give in and be bi or something, as I clearly would get laid more often.

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Straight Guy Question: Where can I go when broke and get free beer?

Answer: The Queer Bar!

If you look good you will not have to by a drink all night! And the more you tell them that you are straight the more beer they will get you trying to convince you to let them be your "First"

LOL I love Homosexual Trolls.

Steve
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:29 PM
Talk2BigSteve Talk2BigSteve is offline
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Default Re: I want to see if I\'m gay or not

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If you are asking this question there is a good chance you are gay. [censored]!! Just kidding. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEMS:

Just watch the Paris Hilton Video, and ask yourself...

Is it the veins that I can see in her breast with the Night Vision camera that get me hard?

Or is it that big throbbing cock that she is sucking that does it for me?

Veiny Titties only = Straight

Big Throbbing Cock only = Gay

Titties and Cock both = Bisexual...or gay with a sick fetish for trannies [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Steve
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:48 PM
Dex Dex is offline
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Default Re: I want to see if I\'m gay or not

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Go to a gay bar and get trashed. Going to a gay bar doesn't make you gay. Going home with a gay man probably would.

[/ QUOTE ]

Haha, I've been to the local gay club a few times with some friends (some gay, some straight). I get hit on all night and people buy me drinks. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I should just give in and be bi or something, as I clearly would get laid more often.

[/ QUOTE ]

Straight Guy Question: Where can I go when broke and get free beer?

Answer: The Queer Bar!

If you look good you will not have to by a drink all night! And the more you tell them that you are straight the more beer they will get you trying to convince you to let them be your "First"

LOL I love Homosexual Trolls.

Steve

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The funny thing is I actually had a guy tell me "I'm just trying to get you drunk so you'll go home with me". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:51 PM
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Default Re: I want to see if I\'m gay or not

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Go to a gay bar and get trashed. Going to a gay bar doesn't make you gay. Going home with a gay man probably would.

[/ QUOTE ]

Haha, I've been to the local gay club a few times with some friends (some gay, some straight). I get hit on all night and people buy me drinks. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I should just give in and be bi or something, as I clearly would get laid more often.

[/ QUOTE ]

Straight Guy Question: Where can I go when broke and get free beer?

Answer: The Queer Bar!

If you look good you will not have to by a drink all night! And the more you tell them that you are straight the more beer they will get you trying to convince you to let them be your "First"

LOL I love Homosexual Trolls.

Steve

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The funny thing is I actually had a guy tell me "I'm just trying to get you drunk so you'll go home with me". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Trip report?
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Old 06-24-2005, 06:10 PM
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Trip report?

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Me and some friends want to go clubbing one night. We decide to go to the local gay club because:
(a) the music sucks everywhere else
(b) people are more fun there
(c) the aforementioned gay friends are with us
(d) why the hell not
So we get there and sit at the bar and begin consuming alcoholic beverages. Some guy buys me a few drinks, I play pool with one of my friends, my friend's wife (who is bi) dances with some chick, lesbians are flashing their boobs, the gay guys in our group are off socializing, and eveyone is having a good time. We head out back to the balcony to have some more drinks and chill for a while. Some guy asks me if he can buy me a drink and I'm like "sure". He does and we talk for a while. He is in town on a business trip, and is flirting with me pretty hard. At some point I say, "you do know I'm straight, right?" and he's like "Yeah. I love straight guys." [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] He continues to buy me drinks.

At some point, one of my (straight) friends goes to take a piss. One thing that I did not realize is that, apparently, here, gay guys use the women's room and lesbians use the men's room. So he tells me later that he's standing there taking a piss at the urinal and some girl walks in, says "hey", sits down on the toilet, starts pissing (no door on the stall or anything) and having a conversation with him while they're both taking a piss.

We see a guy that we all went to high school with. My friend is like "Hey!" and he comes over and we chat with him for a while. My friend asks him "so are you gay?", he says "yes", and my friend is like "RIGHT ON!" and gives him a high five. (Yes, my friend was fairly drunk at that point.) I remember that people thought that he was gay when we were in high school, but he denied it at the time. I don't remember there being ANY openly gay people in our high school. That had to be a pretty awkward time for him.

Anyway, it's getting near closing time, and the dude that was flirting with me buys me one last drink. I finish that, and the place is closing. The guy gives me a hug (awwwwwwww isn't that sweet) [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] and takes off.

In our 4 a.m. drunken state, we decide that it would be a good idea to go to the casino and play some blackjack. (No I'm not driving, I got a ride from one of my friends so that I could get drunk). When we arrive there, we park and get ready to go in, and my friend pukes in the parking lot. We decide to just call it a night and go home. One of my (not drunk) friends takes me home and I pass out.
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Old 06-25-2005, 01:41 AM
masse75 masse75 is offline
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Default Re: I want to see if I\'m gay or not

Go buy (or borrow) some leather ass-less chaps. Try them on with only a jockstrap. Prance in front of the mirror and windows.

Fun? Liberating? There's your answer.
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Old 06-25-2005, 04:04 AM
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Default Re: I want to see if I\'m gay or not

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Old 06-25-2005, 04:51 AM
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Default Re: I want to see if I\'m gay or not

If u love pussy, you're not gay.
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