funniest quote and context

[asofel]

I recently rediscovered bloodninja and his AIM conversations and no matter how old this gets, i still laugh my ass off...

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.


Others?

[wh1t3bread]

I like this one:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

[pshreck]

These are more funny if you can convince yourself they are not scripted, which I can't.

[Ianco15]

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bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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This line never gets old. My friends and I say it to crack eachother up.

[Ianco15]

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These are more funny if you can convince yourself they are not scripted, which I can't.

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Why do you think they're scripted? I really hope they're not or it's no longer funny.

[pshreck]

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These are more funny if you can convince yourself they are not scripted, which I can't.

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Why do you think they're scripted? I really hope they're not or it's no longer funny.

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Are you kidding?

I would believe they were not scripted if he tried this hundreds of times, until he got a few with girls that had absolutely spot on funny responses. I doubt that though, I am sure he just typed it up.

[asofel]

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These are more funny if you can convince yourself they are not scripted, which I can't.

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Why do you think they're scripted? I really hope they're not or it's no longer funny.

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Are you kidding?

I would believe they were not scripted if he tried this hundreds of times, until he got a few with girls that had absolutely spot on funny responses. I doubt that though, I am sure he just typed it up.

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I think its definitely possible they're real. On the one hand we'll never know and I'd just prefer to believe and laugh my ass off...on the other is my robe and wizard hat.


BTW, this is open to any quotes, not just blood ninja.

[siccjay]

I think this one is better than the one you bolded.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

[asofel]

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I think this one is better than the one you bolded.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

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yeah its close...do you see why [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[daryn]

do people who think this is funny also think napoleon dynamite is funny?