Headline for Jay Leno Show

[Oski]

Gay Republican group won't endorse Bush

[ThaSaltCracka]

I always get a kick out seeing the name "Log cabin Republicans".

[Cyrus]

How many gay Republicans? Three? Ten?

Iif there's more of 'em, then the set of gay Republicans and the set of masochist Republicans are the same set.

(However, every time I hear a new proposal from the Republican side about the poor or some minority, I am reminded that those guys are sodomites to be reckoned with.)