Tiger & Ernie=Sicker'n Cholera

[Bill Murphy]

Well, that layoff sure slowed ol' Eldrick down, didn't it? [img]/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] Kid's beyond sick; that tee shot at 14 & the second shot at 15... The Phold made his customary, heroic Sunday charge that he always does when in the last group w/Tiger, but not even Ben Hogan coulda beat Tiger today.

And Ernie is just the bubonic plague right now. Ya think ABC'll move the final of the Match Play to prime time if he & Tiger come thru? How huge was Ernie holding on at the British last year? He's played like he's on a total freeroll ever since.

Prediction: I think Tiger's gonna get pushed Pot A @ Riviera next weekend. One thing he won't be happy about tho; Elin has been passed as hottest Tour groupie. [img]/forums/images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] In the new Golf magazine [John Daly on cover], there's a bit on this rookie from Australia, James something. Gotta pic of his gf. His fitness model gf. Makes Elin look like Sorenstam. Charlotta Sorenstam. [img]/forums/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

Speaking of that mag, it's the issue w/The Phold's "inferior equipment" interview. What's ironic is, in context that was obviously just harmless, TIC smack; it's the REST of the interview were he comes off as a pompous ass-Al Gore clone. [img]/forums/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]