If You Were a Sixth Grader

[FatMan]

Would you have sex with your Sixth Grade Teacher if she looked like this?

[jakethebake]

I know...



...but there's a high school honors English teacher that bartends at my local after-work bar. She's definitely +EV. Blonde, very cute, hard body, and looks like about a D cup (maybe C but it's close). Where was she when I was in high school?

[FatMan]

Most teachers I've seen lately would probably be considered "hot" if you were a sixth grader. Here is your pic.

[jakethebake]

I actually had a high school teacher that was a former Playboy centerfold. One day we knew we were being shown a film, some kid taped her centerfold up on the pulldown screen. She pulled it down and everyone laughed. She was pissed. It was really mean. She was way hot though.

[wacki]

what month/year?

[willie]

only if she gave me a lot of jesus juice and lsd first.

[jakethebake]

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what month/year?

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no idea. mid 70s probably.

[MicroBob]

6th grade. Nobody worthwhile.

7th grade...my Algebra teacher was pretty damn hot. She even took a sick-day to go with friends to Detroit and watch the Tigers clinch the 1984 World Series and then told us all about it when she got back.
Unfortunately, she was also one of those teachers who would ALWAYS call on me when I had no clue what the damn answer was.


I had a big crush on my 3rd grade teacher but I don't think she was interested.

We had a student-teacher (college student) in 10th grade english who was absolutely smoking.


Otherwise, I remember most of my female teachers either being huge or fairly unattractive or having mustaches (or all of the above).

[Rick Diesel]

When I was in 9th grade my basketball coach told me to try and bang as many chicks as possible, even ugly ones, so that I would know what I am doing when I get a chance to bang a hot chick.

I am not sure of the relevance of this statement, just thought I would throw it out here.

Rick Diesel