NEW TERM --- "PV"

[bad beetz]

I came up with this term in Vegas with Haakee.

EV is you're expected return on average from a gamble.
If you have AA against 22, you're in a "HIGH EV SITUATION,"

We were meeting some chicks at a club in Vegas. They were lit up and looking for a goot time. This is a "HIGH PV SITUATION."

A few notest about PV:

1. PV varies inversely with EV. The more -EV you are at a craps table the higher PV you are (IE. you're slinging black chips around, your PV is sky high)

2. Describing the term PV to a girl makes your PV = 0.

3. PV increases after a few drinks. After 20 drinks PV begins a steady slope down until it becomes negative.

Some contextual usages:

"Dude, John's lowering our PV. He needs to stop quoting rounders around chicks."

"Haak, if the stripper meets us here at the same time as the girls it's going to be a PV colision."

[TobDog]

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"Dude, John's lowering our PV. He needs to stop quoting rounders around chicks."


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Add "Swingers" quotes to that list too, great around the guys to pump you up, not too good around the honeys, they either know it or they have heeard it too much.

[Ulysses]

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I came up with this term in Vegas with Haakee.

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Were you drunk when you posted this?

[bad beetz]

your mom and I had a few scorpians after a night out, so yeah i was lit.

High PV.

Oh, and your mom says, "Hrmfffmr," or something.

[The Vegan]

While I think "PV" sounds better, I believe it should actually be called "EP" since "EV" means Expected Value.

[Clarkmeister]

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Oh, and your mom says, "Hrmfffmr," or something.

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I know its juvenille, but I can't stop laughing at this line.

[Ulysses]

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Oh, and your mom says, "Hrmfffmr," or something.

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Oh yeah? Well your mom says... oh, nevermind.

[bad beetz]

this does make sense.

[Clarkmeister]

It can make all the sense in the world, but it doesn't matter because as he mentioned, PV sounds so much better.

[Al_Capone_Junior]