PAI GOW part 2!!!!!!! (no content)

raptor517 · #1 05-02-2005, 04:45 AM

ok, so usher rolls back into town, and we go drive around and check out LA, etc. then when we get back to commerce, he goads me into another brilliant session of pai gow. i, raptor, wanted to play some 5-10 NL, but NOOOOOOOOOO. the incessant nagging, 'we can beat it this time!!!' says usher. i say 'no dude, thats not smart.' so anyways, we both buy in for 1200 total, and sit down. we start betting 50 per hand, nice small amount, run up a couple hundo. then the bank rolls around. DURRRRRRRRRR. we lose everything in 2 hands.

ok, so now were thinking. great. were stuck now. i hate life. so naturally, i reach into my pocket, and usher runs to the atm. were back in action with no hands missed and a fresh eight hundo to have another go. we dont bank this time (wisely, its rigged) so we decide to spread our 'wealth' around the table. DURRRRRRRR. we lose every hand again.

ok, so overall me and usher are a combined 12k loser at the pai gow table.. in the last 2 sessions. so what have we learned from this? bring more money next time. the way i see it, we HAVE to outrun the variance at some point. so if we keep coming back with MORE money we CANT lose, right? RIGHT?????????!!?!??!?!?!!! ok ok. no more pai gow for at least 2 weeks. once i build some more roll, well come back with a full 12k between us to take shot #3. i predict much greater success. holla

DonButtons · #2 05-02-2005, 05:05 AM

lol, maybe its a good thing i didnt go to cali...

raptor517 · #3 05-02-2005, 05:11 AM

no, no, its still a bad thing, u missed out on some good high limit poker. which is really pointless to even play if im pretty much gonna flip an unfair quarter for 10k. holla

bugstud · #4 05-02-2005, 05:27 AM

for some reason I think a step higher has better expectation.

raptor517 · #5 05-02-2005, 05:41 AM

yea im gonna put the rest of my roll into that as soon as i get a chance. i sure do love flipping quarters for 70k. holla

theredpill5 · #6 05-02-2005, 06:07 AM

Where'd a 20 year old get $12K ?

raptor517 · #7 05-02-2005, 06:08 AM

20? im 18. i get my money from suckers like you. bwahahahahaha. ship it. holla

theredpill5 · #8 05-02-2005, 06:21 AM

suckers ? I haven't played a SNG for about a month. Besides I'm about 45 % ITM , HOLLA

raptor517 · #9 05-02-2005, 06:53 AM

bring it. ship it. shove it. ggs. you lose. no re. challenge on. heads up. holla

Maulik · #10 05-02-2005, 09:14 AM

just take $5k, learn how to count cards and have some fun at blackjack

p.s. you know its the curse of the white man at the pai gow tables

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