The stupidest thing you've ever heard....

[Dominic]

I was watching Olivier's "Hamlet" on TV with this really hot chick who had professed to love Shakesperare.

We get to the "To be or not to be" part, and she leans over and says, "THAT'S where they got that from!"

Later, she also said (about Shakespeare), "this guy's got a way with words."

I almost didn't stick it in her pooper after that, but I relented.