The stupidest thing you've ever heard....

[RicktheRuler]

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Reporter: Mariah, what do you think of the death of the King of Jordan?

Mariah: It's a tragedy. Today, the world has lost one of its best ever basketball players.



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I'm pretty sure at least this one is true.

[CallMeIshmael]

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Nick said something about her eating buffalo wings, and her reply was "I don't think I like buffalo meat."

She is that clueless.

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Do you guys think its an act??

Certainly, her stupidity sells. I've never watched the show, so I dont really have an idea.

[jason_t]

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"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'"

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Seinfeld did this first in a skit.

[MrWookie47]

I think my favorite Dan Quayle-ism:

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I have made good decisions in the past. I have made good decisions in the future. --Dan Quayle.

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[HopeydaFish]

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"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'"

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Seinfeld did this first in a skit.

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Yes, but the difference is that Seinfeld was being funny on purpose. Jessica Simpson is a retard.

[IndieMatty]

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have been able to go to college.

[CallMeIshmael]

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If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have been able to go to college.

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Did that originate on the daily show?

I associate that with Lewis Black for some reason.

[ClassicBob]

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If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have been able to go to college.

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Did that originate on the daily show?

I associate that with Lewis Black for some reason.

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It's from a Lewis Black standup.

[RacersEdge]

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Nick said something about her eating buffalo wings, and her reply was "I don't think I like buffalo meat."

She is that clueless.

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Do you guys think its an act??

Certainly, her stupidity sells. I've never watched the show, so I dont really have an idea.

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I don't think she is quite the ditz she seems. She's no great thinker, but I've seen her in more off the cuff type interviews, and she just acts and talks differently than on her show.

I think like every reality show ever made, there is some "staging" that goes on..

[Kyle]

A guy once told me that this kid used to some High school wrestling back in high school