Greatest Celebrity Poker Line Ever

andyfox · #1 10-15-2004, 12:33 AM

Good looking girl, I think her name is Sarah Geller, needs to suck out on the river. She crawls on the table, rubbing her breasts on it, much to the delight of her two male opponents. The river card is dealt on her back. She loses.

In the green room, the host says, "The river came down on the small of your back."

She replies, "Aah, if I had a nickel . . . "

whiskeytown · #2 10-15-2004, 12:49 AM

Sarah Michelle Gellar? -

ah.....<drool> - must watch Celebrity Poker Showdown...

RB

nolanfan34 · #3 10-15-2004, 12:54 AM

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Sarah Michelle Gellar? -

ah.....<drool> - must watch Celebrity Poker Showdown...

RB

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Ditto. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Funny line, I wonder what husband Freddy thinks of that.

mike l. · #4 10-15-2004, 01:11 AM

i knew there was a reason i dont let my kids watch that show.

astroglide · #5 10-15-2004, 01:12 AM

that is an awesome line. keep posting highlights because i can't stand the show anymore!

uuDevil · #6 10-15-2004, 01:19 AM

That's Sarah Silverman. Very cute. Dirty mouth. Yum.

fsuplayer · #7 10-15-2004, 01:22 AM

i knew there was a reason i dont let my kids watch that show.

when your kids understand that joke is when you really need to get worried.

beernutz · #8 10-15-2004, 01:43 AM

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That's Sarah Silverman. Very cute. Dirty mouth. Yum.

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Now that makes a hella lot more sense than Sarah M. Geller.

Rick Nebiolo · #9 10-15-2004, 05:41 AM

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i knew there was a reason i dont let my kids watch that show.

when your kids understand that joke is when you really need to get worried.

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i don't understand the joke. should i be worried? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

~ rick

HUSKER'66 · #10 10-15-2004, 08:08 AM

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i knew there was a reason i dont let my kids watch that show.

when your kids understand that joke is when you really need to get worried.

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i don't understand the joke. should i be worried? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

~ rick

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Nah....you're just old. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Just think back on ZZ Top's song, "She wore a pearl necklace"....same subject, different location.

Positions my good man, positions! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Husker