Poker Joke

I just heard a poker joke and thought it was pretty funny and decided to share it with the rest of OOT. Hopefully others will then post their favorite poker jokes. Anyways here is my joke....(sorry if it's been posted before)

These two guys, Bill and John, are involved in this huge pot. There's raising and reraising all over the flop, and the turn. The river comes and Bill catches the nuts. He decides to slow play them and John goes all in. After a quick call Bill shows his hand and collects the pot. John stands up and falls over dead. Well, Bill then decides that he has to go and tell John's wife. So Bill knocks on John's door and when his wife answers he says, "Patty, I have some bad news. Tonight John and I were playing cards and we were in a huge pot together and John lost $400..." She cuts him off before he could finish and says, "You go tell that no good son of a bitch to drop dead!" Bill pauses before he finishes the bad news, thinking, then says, "Okay, I'll go tell him."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA is my desired response.

Hope you enjoyed it.
Later,
Justin