overused 2+2 cliches

[Steven Punk]

"Excuse me. Do you wanna see my junk?"

[Tosh]

"check to induce a bluff..." (because I'm too chicken to bet)

"what do I do if he raises me?"

"Unbelievable."

[M2d]

agree wholeheartedly...do you see why?

[Big Mo]

I always hear "Back that thang up."

[nef]

the one i hate the most:

"raise to find out where I'm at"

[oddjob]

the one that annoys me the most is:

"i'll let others explain"

[Heywood Jablome]

I hate, "You can't take over any more countries this year."

[nolanfan34]

I can't believe no one has mentioned:

"This is not a bad beat story..."

Which of course is followed by a bad beat story.

[Punker]

"I have proof that online poker is rigged"

"I win XX big bets per hour"

"Come sweat me"

I have been guilty of using several of these before.

[sfer]

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the one i hate the most:

"raise to find out where I'm at"

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New posters in Micro and Small Stakes are quickly corrected when they write this.