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Re: If somehow you were involuntarily sent back in time...
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If you were sent back to 745 AD you wouldn't know how to speak English as it was spoken back then. You wouldn't be able to understand a word and they wouldn't be able to understand you. [/ QUOTE ] lets assume the force that sent you into the past and changed your clothes also gave you the power to speak the English of that era. |
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Re: If somehow you were involuntarily sent back in time...
Calculus. It's easy enough to show them but won't be invented for awhile. You can show a lot of things that most people would consider "simple math" that would blow their minds.
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I would make playing cards and teach them simple games. Eventually get them into poker and tear the games up and win a castle from some king fish.
Ok but seriously....teach them some cards games. |
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I would do what most people would do. Start crying, 'cause this would suck sooooooo much I can't even beging to think about it.
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Re: If somehow you were involuntarily sent back in time...
Invent the printing press and then have Grade 8 students writing essays about you for the next 1000 plus years.
Your ability to read, write, do math, and pleasure women should get you a posh job somewhere. Not sure when crop rotation started, but start that sh!t up and grow the biggest vegetables in all the land. rJ |
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First - boil my water
Second invent Beer, Soap, and toilet paper - in that order! |
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Re: If somehow you were involuntarily sent back in time...
the correct answer is:
show them your boomstick. all the convincing that you're from the future, none of the hassle of being burned. |
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Re: If somehow you were involuntarily sent back in time...
You could probably do the old Ben Franklin kite/key and invent electricity. That and predict that the Spurs would win the NBA finals in 2005.
I don't even want to think about how stank those women must have been. Word. |
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Re: If somehow you were involuntarily sent back in time...
In that case, what would Martin Lawrence do?
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Re: If somehow you were involuntarily sent back in time...
"Shop smart, Shop S-Mart!"
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