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Re: What do married couples talk about?
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Me: Honey, I'm home what's for dinner? Wife: Whatever you decide to make. Me: Uh, okay. What did you and kids do today? Wife: Those little hellions didn't listen to a word I said. All they want to do is watch TV. You deal with them tonight. I've had enough. Me: Uh, that sounds fine. Wow, you are really looking great today. How about we watch a movie after I get the kids settled down? Wife: Just settle down and get your dinner. I'm not in mood for anything tonight. [/ QUOTE ] Standard. |
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Me: Honey, I'm home what's for dinner? Wife: Whatever you decide to make. Me: Uh, okay. What did you and kids do today? Wife: Those little hellions didn't listen to a word I said. All they want to do is watch TV. You deal with them tonight. I've had enough. Me: Uh, that sounds fine. Wow, you are really looking great today. How about we watch a movie after I get the kids settled down? Wife: Just settle down and get your dinner. I'm not in mood for anything tonight. [/ QUOTE ] oh my god... were you at my house last night? I need to find that camera and turn it off. |
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[ QUOTE ] Me: Honey, I'm home what's for dinner? Wife: Whatever you decide to make. Me: Uh, okay. What did you and kids do today? Wife: Those little hellions didn't listen to a word I said. All they want to do is watch TV. You deal with them tonight. I've had enough. Me: Uh, that sounds fine. Wow, you are really looking great today. How about we watch a movie after I get the kids settled down? Wife: Just settle down and get your dinner. I'm not in mood for anything tonight. [/ QUOTE ] oh my god... were you at my house last night? I need to find that camera and turn it off. [/ QUOTE ] You got home early and she made me hide in the pantry [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Me: Honey, I'm home what's for dinner? Wife: Whatever you decide to make. Me: Uh, okay. What did you and kids do today? Wife: Those little hellions didn't listen to a word I said. All they want to do is watch TV. You deal with them tonight. I've had enough. Me: Uh, that sounds fine. Wow, you are really looking great today. How about we watch a movie after I get the kids settled down? Wife: Just settle down and get your dinner. I'm not in mood for anything tonight. [/ QUOTE ] oh my god... were you at my house last night? I need to find that camera and turn it off. [/ QUOTE ] You got home early and she made me hide in the pantry [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] I lol'd |
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Re: What do married couples talk about?
married couples don't talk. Well, that's not true.
Married men don't talk. They pretend to listen. |
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married couples don't talk. Well, that's not true. Married men don't talk. They pretend to listen. [/ QUOTE ] What hon? ...oh yeah of course I was listening, you were talking about (hopefully insert one word that you may have heard while she was talking - not a/an/the/is/it) |
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Re: What do married couples talk about?
Sometimes we talk about not talking enough.
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Re: What do married couples talk about?
Empty screaming bleakness...
A mind-splintering tunnel of misery and pain... staring into the abyss.... oh, sorry, planning my evening. |
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Re: What do married couples talk about?
Not much. Next time you go to a restaurant, look around. The couples sitting together and not talking are married.
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Re: What do married couples talk about?
I have noticed that my wife and I do a ton of conversation that involves scheduling around the children, and figuring out when we can plan our next quickie, but that's hardly everything.
I think most of the people who have the "wife and I never talk syndrome" are because they have a wife who is a stay at home mom who does not persue other interests. As such... she honestly doesn't have much to talk about. When I was younger I was a huge believer that my wife needed to have a career before I married her. It meant she was driven, she was capable of living her own life, and we would always have something to talk about. Honestly, 30 minutes to an hour a day are taken up by "what did you do today at work" as we relate stories back and forth, and I even get to do the occasional Chris Rock 'Bitch is crazy!' which is funny, especially since she gets it. Communication comes from having something to talk about. Too often, couples stop developing as individuals, as run out of things to share. Just my 2 cents. Ray |
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