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#21
05-30-2005, 02:14 AM
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Re: Off topic (if asked, I will delete)...
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You should keep a stack or two of chips on your desk, and riffle through them and stack them with one hand while you listen to your clients' stories. Give them a piercing look every once in a while and either freeze up your chip shuffling or rapidly accelerate it when they say key things, so it looks like you're catching them bullsh_itting you. If one comes out with a really transparent big lie, stand up and shove the whole pile of chips all-in on them like Johnny Chan knowing he's going to take their house. This also works on dates. [/ QUOTE ] Classic. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] 
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#22
05-30-2005, 02:42 AM
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Re: Off topic (if asked, I will delete)...
i said delete this $HIT... ahh well even if not its interesting..
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#23
05-30-2005, 02:45 AM
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Re: Off topic (if asked, I will delete)...
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i said delete this $HIT... ahh well even if not its interesting.. [/ QUOTE ] I figured I'd leave it up since there were a lot of funny replies. And because I decided to go with the hot chick with the aces on her tits.
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#24
05-30-2005, 02:50 AM
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Re: Off topic (if asked, I will delete)...
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[ QUOTE ] i said delete this $HIT... ahh well even if not its interesting.. [/ QUOTE ] I figured I'd leave it up since there were a lot of funny replies. And because I decided to go with the hot chick with the aces on her tits. [/ QUOTE ] cant argue with that.. ok your right Good post!
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#25
05-30-2005, 09:10 AM
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Re: Off topic (if asked, I will delete)...
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Dogs Playing Poker [/ QUOTE ] I 2nd that. Or design something of your own. I asked an artist friend of mine to paint a Simpsons version of DPP painting. Not that original, but I liked the idea and I just had to have it (can't paint myself). The reference came from Threehouse of Horror IV Bart: We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the evening. To even gaze upon it is to go mad. Homer: (looking at the painting) Aah! They're dogs... and they're playing poker! Aah!
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#26
05-30-2005, 10:06 AM
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Re: Off topic (if asked, I will delete)...
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stand up and shove the whole pile of chips all-in on them like Johnny Chan knowing he's going to take their house. [/ QUOTE ] I think the concept of just shoving chips on them every 5 minutes is just great.
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