Greatest Celebrity Poker Line Ever

[andyfox]

As Andrew Dice Clay used to say, "In your crack or up your back."

With apologies to the censors.

[jakethebake]

Watch it. That'll get you banned from MTV.

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As Andrew Dice Clay used to say, "In your crack or up your back."

With apologies to the censors.

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[Rick Nebiolo]

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I do believe that it was Rick who said that all of his fantasies are in the missionary position.

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Not quite true. Just my sexual fantasies [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

~ Rick

[WEASEL45]

it was jerome bettis i think

[Kevmath]

It was Jerome Bettis and Wanda Sykes.

Kevin...

[Lazymeatball]

Sarah Silvermen has been passed around more comics than Richard Pryors crack pipe. The short list includes Colin Quinn, Dave Attell, Jimmy Kimmel, and possibly Seinfeld. I'd say her hotness is compareable to Erin Ness, but her humor makes her much more attractive. Can Daryn weigh in on this?

[KingMarc]

After she got elim'd, when commenting on being on the table she said something to the effect of

"I hate my theighs. But I love my vagina."

Christopher Meloni's face was priceless [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[34TheTruth34]

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i knew there was a reason i dont let my kids watch that show.

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yeah, that show and "Playmakers" are really ruining TV for the children out there...

[Enon]

If anyone is interested in seeing more of Sarah Silverman (as well as watching some of the best sketch comedy ever made) they should check out/buy seasons 2 and 3 of Mr. Show on Dvd.

[genie]

The greatest line ever was when the host told that bloke from CSI Miami when he was eliminated on the first hand, that he had prematurley ejactulated his chips over the player that had knocked him out. Thats really funny. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]