Living next door to a MILF. How do I hit it?

[sublime]

B) Backfire by getting you into a "dating" type scenario without the booty.

real life isnt porn movies. mostl likely if he wasnts steady tang, hes gonna have to date her a little bit.

[Dead]

You stick it in her pooper.

[sublime]

*** You are ignoring this user ***

dead, he wasnt to have sex with the mother!!!! notice it said MILF and not FILF.

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FILF.

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Brilliant. How have you not been nominated for a Nobel Prize?

[Ulysses]

I would go knock on her door. When she answers, ask her if she's single, and if so, would she like to go on a date sometime.

[goofball]

know how to interact with the kids.

[goofball]

I always thought i would have a really easy time getting single mother booty since i'm so good with kids.

problem with that is that i have to be dating single mothers which i'm definietly not ready for.

[Jurollo]

Sublime you are brilliant!
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(Passage from Seinfeld)
Sublime (George): "Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
2+2 Community (Jerry): nods in affirmation

[lucas9000]

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C) Will be seen as completely transparent.

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if she's at all interested, this is not a bad thing.

[The once and future king]

Is her apartment the same as yours. If so put on a blindfold till you can navigate your way round your apartment completly blind.

Whilst you are do this practise holding your breath till you can close to 4 minutes.

When you have done the above you are set and a shag is gaurenteed.

All you have to do now is set her apartment on fire. Wait till the requisite moment of crises (you know how to play the bubble right?) and then burst in and save her and the kids. She is now totaly obliged to shag you and shag you hard.