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Old 10-26-2005, 12:42 PM
Al_Capone_Junior Al_Capone_Junior is offline
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Default Re: Punk ass B****es! I\'ll kick \'em in the nuts!!!! (pointless RANT)

Excellent reply! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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Old 10-25-2005, 01:16 PM
cnfuzzd cnfuzzd is offline
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Default Re: Punk ass B****es! I\'ll kick \'em in the nuts!!!! (pointless RANT)

i respect the right of the minors to try to sneak into casinos and play poker, but not 2/4. Seriously, man up, grow some balls, and play the 30 game.

im sorry your night was sad. in one week, i will be in vegas, and i will show up when you are working and demand to play everyone you kick in the nuts to a 50/100 HU match.

peace

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Old 10-25-2005, 09:11 PM
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Default Re: Punk ass B****es! I\'ll kick \'em in the nuts!!!! (pointless RANT)

KICK EVERYONE IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE DEALER IN THE NUTS AND THE FLOOR KICK HIM IN THE NUTS CALL THE WAITRESS OVER AND KICK HER IN THE NUTS AND KICK ALL THE PLAYERS IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE GUY WITH ONE CARD WHERE? IN THE NUTS AND THEN HAVE THEIR NUTS KICK EACHOTHERS NUTS RIGHT NUT KICK LEFT NUT AND VICE VERSA UNTIL EVERYONE NUTS HAVE BEEN KICKED AND THEN KICK NUTS KICK NUTS NUTKICKING KICK NUTS BUY A BAG OF CORN NUTS AND KICK THAT AND THEN FIND A GUY WITH THE LAST NAME GNUTTS (SILENT G) AND KICK HIM PREFERABBLY IN THE NUTS AND FINALLY KICK YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE NUTS
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Old 10-25-2005, 09:33 PM
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Default Re: Punk ass B****es! I\'ll kick \'em in the nuts!!!! (pointless RANT)

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KICK EVERYONE IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE DEALER IN THE NUTS AND THE FLOOR KICK HIM IN THE NUTS CALL THE WAITRESS OVER AND KICK HER IN THE NUTS AND KICK ALL THE PLAYERS IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE GUY WITH ONE CARD WHERE? IN THE NUTS AND THEN HAVE THEIR NUTS KICK EACHOTHERS NUTS RIGHT NUT KICK LEFT NUT AND VICE VERSA UNTIL EVERYONE NUTS HAVE BEEN KICKED AND THEN KICK NUTS KICK NUTS NUTKICKING KICK NUTS BUY A BAG OF CORN NUTS AND KICK THAT AND THEN FIND A GUY WITH THE LAST NAME GNUTTS (SILENT G) AND KICK HIM PREFERABBLY IN THE NUTS AND FINALLY KICK YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE NUTS

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See, I have developed a different, pretty dry and sarcastic sense of humor the last couple years and I guess that's why this post is so damn brilliant in my humble opinion.
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Old 10-25-2005, 10:37 PM
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Default Re: Punk ass B****es! I\'ll kick \'em in the nuts!!!! (pointless RANT)

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KICK EVERYONE IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE DEALER IN THE NUTS AND THE FLOOR KICK HIM IN THE NUTS CALL THE WAITRESS OVER AND KICK HER IN THE NUTS AND KICK ALL THE PLAYERS IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE GUY WITH ONE CARD WHERE? IN THE NUTS AND THEN HAVE THEIR NUTS KICK EACHOTHERS NUTS RIGHT NUT KICK LEFT NUT AND VICE VERSA UNTIL EVERYONE NUTS HAVE BEEN KICKED AND THEN KICK NUTS KICK NUTS NUTKICKING KICK NUTS BUY A BAG OF CORN NUTS AND KICK THAT AND THEN FIND A GUY WITH THE LAST NAME GNUTTS (SILENT G) AND KICK HIM PREFERABBLY IN THE NUTS AND FINALLY KICK YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE NUTS

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Dude, that's nuts.
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Old 10-26-2005, 12:45 PM
Al_Capone_Junior Al_Capone_Junior is offline
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Default best reply ever!

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KICK EVERYONE IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE DEALER IN THE NUTS AND THE FLOOR KICK HIM IN THE NUTS CALL THE WAITRESS OVER AND KICK HER IN THE NUTS AND KICK ALL THE PLAYERS IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE GUY WITH ONE CARD WHERE? IN THE NUTS AND THEN HAVE THEIR NUTS KICK EACHOTHERS NUTS RIGHT NUT KICK LEFT NUT AND VICE VERSA UNTIL EVERYONE NUTS HAVE BEEN KICKED AND THEN KICK NUTS KICK NUTS NUTKICKING KICK NUTS BUY A BAG OF CORN NUTS AND KICK THAT AND THEN FIND A GUY WITH THE LAST NAME GNUTTS (SILENT G) AND KICK HIM PREFERABBLY IN THE NUTS AND FINALLY KICK YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE NUTS

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SWEET! Excellent reply! You just earned yourself a special "prize" that will either involve a rare collector's item, a kick in the nuts, or both! PM me with your address and I'll mail it ASAP!!

al
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Old 10-26-2005, 12:56 PM
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Default Re: best reply ever!

But look here

(I thought the "kick the guy with one card where? In the nuts" bit sounded familiar...)
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Old 10-26-2005, 07:39 PM
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KICK EVERYONE IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE DEALER IN THE NUTS AND THE FLOOR KICK HIM IN THE NUTS CALL THE WAITRESS OVER AND KICK HER IN THE NUTS AND KICK ALL THE PLAYERS IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE GUY WITH ONE CARD WHERE? IN THE NUTS AND THEN HAVE THEIR NUTS KICK EACHOTHERS NUTS RIGHT NUT KICK LEFT NUT AND VICE VERSA UNTIL EVERYONE NUTS HAVE BEEN KICKED AND THEN KICK NUTS KICK NUTS NUTKICKING KICK NUTS BUY A BAG OF CORN NUTS AND KICK THAT AND THEN FIND A GUY WITH THE LAST NAME GNUTTS (SILENT G) AND KICK HIM PREFERABBLY IN THE NUTS AND FINALLY KICK YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE NUTS

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SWEET! Excellent reply! You just earned yourself a special "prize" that will either involve a rare collector's item, a kick in the nuts, or both! PM me with your address and I'll mail it ASAP!!

al

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Actually all this talk of nut-kicking makes me squirm uncomfortably.

~ Rick
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Old 10-26-2005, 04:32 PM
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Default Re: Punk ass B****es! I\'ll kick \'em in the nuts!!!! (pointless RANT)

post of year
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Old 10-30-2005, 12:21 AM
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Default Re: Punk ass B****es! I\'ll kick \'em in the nuts!!!! (pointless RANT)

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KICK EVERYONE IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE DEALER IN THE NUTS AND THE FLOOR KICK HIM IN THE NUTS CALL THE WAITRESS OVER AND KICK HER IN THE NUTS AND KICK ALL THE PLAYERS IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE GUY WITH ONE CARD WHERE? IN THE NUTS AND THEN HAVE THEIR NUTS KICK EACHOTHERS NUTS RIGHT NUT KICK LEFT NUT AND VICE VERSA UNTIL EVERYONE NUTS HAVE BEEN KICKED AND THEN KICK NUTS KICK NUTS NUTKICKING KICK NUTS BUY A BAG OF CORN NUTS AND KICK THAT AND THEN FIND A GUY WITH THE LAST NAME GNUTTS (SILENT G) AND KICK HIM PREFERABBLY IN THE NUTS AND FINALLY KICK YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE NUTS

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You, sir, are a poet.
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