Shortest night ever.

[pokerkai]

when i go number 2 it feels REALLY REALLY good

[sprmario]

Considering we are in an online forum, and most of us have probably been in others as well, your sarcasm and disdain is unlikely to cause fear in any shape whatsoever for anyone. Nothing in the title would lead you to believe that the thread contained anything other than what it did, a marginally amusing anectdote. If you really feel the need to play "board police" go ahead, but I don't care at all. It's pretty stupid to get all riled up about anything that goes on in any online forum.

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Over time, I hope that fear of my sarcasm and disdain will allow you to refrain from contentless, uninteresting posts which amount to little more than "hey guys, I just took a really satisfying dump."

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[bisonbison]

If you really feel the need to play "board police" go ahead

will do.

[sprmario]

Anyone remember which comedian makes fun of the british police who can't carry guns? The joke is oddly appropriate here:

"Stop, or I'll say stop again!"

[I Play 2 Ski]

COOL! your going to need to get one of these:

Badges

I didn't see any for forum cops though...

[LikesToLose]

This is the proper place to post this:

Great Poker Stories

[sprmario]

See.. now that was funny. Though I didn't click the link since I always check where those links redirect me, but the name of the url makes the point hehe.

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This is the proper place to post this:

Great Poker Stories

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[Poolgod32]

Ive had a couple shortest nights ever.
Played 72 minutes at 2/4. Up $110. I know thats not sustainable but does anyone else have similar results of soft tables at Party like this??

PS I like my hourly rate though of $92 hehe

[junkmail3]

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Ive had a couple shortest nights ever.
Played 72 minutes at 2/4. Up $110. I know thats not sustainable but does anyone else have similar results of soft tables at Party like this??

PS I like my hourly rate though of $92 hehe

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Very sustainable. I usually top out around 23BB/100, but I could only keep that up over 6K hands, then I hit a bad down swing and only won 14BB/100 over the next 6K hands. Go figure.

[InchoateHand]

That's 'cause you didn't move up. When I 16 table 15/30, I try and have a few of the UB 25/50 NL game windows open too--that way (over the tables, not individually!) I can make about 50/55 BB an hour. Thank god for cheap computer screens. Of course, I'm running pretty well, and have had some huge swings down--earning as little as 25BB/hour.
Still, pays the bills.