Favorite Quote

[James Boston]

If you will it, it is no dream.

Theodor Herzl
State of Israel- 1902

[illunious]

"That's the last cigarette I ever eat."

[theBruiser500]

I'm surprised there haven't been more responses, I love a good quote. It would be nice to make a list of all the great quotes I've heard but I'm too lazy for that. Anyway, here are a couple more,

"fortune favours the bold"
"i imagine girls like bugs, have a dim perception that god played a cruel trick on them but really lack the intelligence to comprehend that magnitude of it"

[The Dude]

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"i imagine girls like bugs, have a dim perception that god played a cruel trick on them but really lack the intelligence to comprehend that magnitude of it"

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LMAO, that's good stuff. Here's one:

'Tis better to have loved and lost... than to have just lost."

[2planka]

"It's good to be da king."

edit: Mel Brooks, of course.

One of my favorites:
"Consciousness is a being, the nature of which is to be conscious of the nothingness of its being." J.P. Sartre from Being and Nothingness

And for another perspective:
"Relax, kid. We do this every day." - the immortal Earl Weaver.

[daryn]

Nancy Astor (to Winston Churchill): If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!

Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it.

[The Dude]

Nancy Astor: Winston! You're drunk. You should be ashamed of yourslef.

Churchill: Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober. And you'll still be ugly.

[nothumb]

The better Churchill quote:

Ugly Lady: You, sir, are drunk!
Winston: Yes, but tomorrow I will be sober, and you, madam, will still be ugly.

NT

[daryn]

wow, what a backlash!

by the way i still think the 1st one is funnier

[The Dude]

Groucho Marx (to contestant on "You Bet Your Life"): 23 kids? That's amazing! How do you have 23 kids?

Contestant: Well, I love children and I love my husband

Groucho: I love my cigar too, but I take it out every now and then!