Living next door to a MILF. How do I hit it?

[kerssens]

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leave my plan alone. it is perfect.

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This is probably one of the top 3 best plans ever thought of in the history of the universe.

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I predict this plan will make its way around the internet. Soon, MILFs around the country will be receiving DVDs that were errantly delivered.

[sublime]

LMAO @ kerssens!

[shant]

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This is probably one of the top 3 best plans ever thought of in the history of the universe.

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[wdcbooks]

Sublime, you should hire yourself out as a consultant. That is perfect.

[SackUp]

I agree great plan.

Go for one of those singing and dancing type videos. Kids go nuts for those.

Otherwise you can't go wrong with a disney flick. then you could actually watch it with them and show your playful and sensitive side.

Then for the next move to be a complete baller. Buy your buddies a case and get them to babysit the kids. Then you can go over and ask the chick out and have the kids taken care of.

[sublime]

Sublime, you should hire yourself out as a consultant.

alas, i am too busy fighting restraining orders in court

[RicktheRuler]

How about you go introduce yourself to her and let her know you are interested in her. We are talking about a grown woman with kids right?

[SackUp]

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How about you go introduce yourself to her and let her know you are interested in her. We are talking about a grown woman with kids right?

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This is what he is doing. This is just a means of getting in. This just makes the process easier is all. Getting the foot in the door is the hardest part.

[fluxrad]

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i gots a plan, however you need to have sublime type balls.

go out and buy some kid DVD (do some research) and then bring it over and kncok on the door. mention that you ordered DVD's from columblia house and got this by accident, instead of returning it you decided that maybe her kids woul;d like to have it.

bam

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I worry that this plan will either

A) Not work in that the mother just thinks you're a nice guy.

B) Backfire by getting you into a "dating" type scenario without the booty.

C) Will be seen as completely transparent.

Sublime is correct, however. The in is through the kids. I suggest kidnapping them and making the ransom some sweet, sweet MILF sex.

Only in the extremely unlikely event that Sublime's plan doesn't work ... be nice to her kids. If they're boys, play ball with them. If they're girls ... well, you figure it out.

Hell, it worked in Finding Neverland.