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Old 11-05-2004, 02:23 PM
onegymrat onegymrat is offline
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Default Re: I\'m cracking up...I need to get laid

Call the old stuff, chicks you've had before. It's not too awkward, since you've been there and they know what you're leading to. Tell them you've been "thinking" about them and wondering how everything is going. Then ask then to dinner, yada, yada. Waalaa, pipes are clean!
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Old 11-05-2004, 02:37 PM
ElSapo ElSapo is offline
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Default Re: I\'m cracking up...I need to get laid

The guy on oxygen is just awesome.
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Old 11-05-2004, 08:33 PM
deacsoft deacsoft is offline
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Default Re: I\'m cracking up...I need to get laid

I have found the best girls when I haven't been looking. Like with poker, patience pays off.
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Old 11-05-2004, 08:41 PM
liquidboss liquidboss is offline
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Default Re: I\'m cracking up...I need to get laid

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(and no, getting girls drunk will NOT work - I'm trying to avoid that crap myself)

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Here is your problem, the vast majority of girls need to be drunk to have sex with strangers. If you don't get them drunk you are looking at a few weeks of work to get laid. Your time is much better spent playing poker or anything other than spending time trying to woo a slut.
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Old 11-05-2004, 10:45 PM
mplspoker mplspoker is offline
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Success breads success. If you are already hanging out with hot chicks other girls will assume that they should get to know you - if you aren't they will assume that there is a reason why you aren't. There is nothing that girls like more than a guy with a good looking girlfriend. First you have to get to that point, then everything else falls into place. It took me til about my junior year in college to figure this out. I almost always at least go to the bars with good looking chicks (not neccessarily planning on hooking up with them, but using them as bait for other chicks) It creates a whirlwind effect. The hardest step is to get the ball rollling - once it's going it's unlimited good looking women if done right.

The other option is to go to the bars with a bunch of dudes, and try to hook up with top end chicks - very difficult for almost everybody.

my two cents.
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Old 11-05-2004, 11:50 PM
whiskeytown whiskeytown is offline
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you're right...

one of the hottest women I ever met I met when sitting with my coworkers after work one evening. One of them is a tall mom with 3 kids but she looks very good, and I think the cute blonde just gravitated to our table when she realized my coworker was just that... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

but I got super drunk and now we work diff. shifts...now I know no hot women....<sob>

I'm pathetic...I watch backstreet boy videos cause i know there will be hot booty in them....I watch Britney Spears videos with the sound down and she's trailer trash -

I'm a loser, baby. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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Old 11-06-2004, 12:17 AM
liquidboss liquidboss is offline
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Default Re: Simple Answer

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I'm a loser, baby.

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Well now I see the real problem, you need some confidence. Hot women generally have low self esteem. They are attention whores who need confident men doting over them in order to feel good about themselves. No one can teach you how to get hot women, but the best general advice anyone can give is to grow some balls and BE CONFIDENT!!! If you can't do that get em drunk like I said before. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Oh, and listen to Tom Leykis if you want more info. I have got more tail since I found his radio show than I ever did before.
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Old 11-06-2004, 02:32 AM
Bob T. Bob T. is offline
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Default Re: I\'m cracking up...I need to get laid

It seems to me that if you decide to go the escort route, you should stay away from frogtown.
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Old 11-06-2004, 03:32 AM
whiskeytown whiskeytown is offline
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Default Re: I\'m cracking up...I need to get laid

nearly got shot in that part of town one time....you could probably get a meth high breathing in the air around there...

worst friggen neighborhood in Mpls.

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Old 11-07-2004, 03:12 AM
Andy B Andy B is offline
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Default Re: I\'m cracking up...I need to get laid

What a wonderful site. I had forgotten about it. In mid-2000, a guy I knew at work managed to get his picture on there. What a mope. I love how they say, "all persons are considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law," but we're going to put your picture on the internet for the whole f'in world to see in the meantime.
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