Seriously Hungover

[Sooga]

The best exchange from 'School of Rock':

Dewey Finn : Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie : Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey Finn : No. It means I was drunk _yesterday_.

[wacki]

A paramedic once told me that they give Oxygen to people suffering from hangovers and it cures it instantly. Too bad they don't sell small canisters of oxygen at the liqour store.

I wonder if it's legal so sell medical grade oxygen for that purpose.

[whiskeytown]

I rarely ever had a massive hangover from one night - usually cause vomiting followed by sleep took the worst of it from me.

My Cat 5's were at the end of a 3 or 4 day nonstop binge - I'd have the sweats and insomnia for three days afterwards.

RB

[Rushmore]

I was in Sion, Switzerland ten years ago for my sister's wedding. I had not seen my cousin, Johnny, for 20 years.

It just so happened that we had each developed a perhaps too lustful passion for the grape in our time apart.

So pleased to see one another after so long, and having such a simple, readily available common ground (I think it RAINS red wine in the Alps), we took to the cafe.

Having repeated our very useful French many times over the course of about six hours ("le rouge, sil vou plait"), by the end there were no less than twelve full carafes downed.

Unfortunately, I forgot that the next MORNING, I had a commitment to sightsee THE MATTERHORN with family.

On the train, I sucked down a few tall beers in an effort to dull the cacaphony, but nothing would quell the swarm of wasps in my cranium, not to mentioned the magma which had become my insides. I was in trouble, deep trouble.

Long story short, we take the God forsaken cable car thing up up and away into the thinning air. I am becoming green.

There is a stretch where one must walk through an ice cave thing. Grasping the railing, I felt my death approaching. Old people were all smiles, agilely gliding past me through the cave. I hated them.

I finally got to the observation deck. Some evil sonofabitch managed to snap a very disturbing photograph of me up there. In the photo, I seem to have lost my humanity on that miserable observation deck. I appear to be engaged in an epic struggle to shuffle off this mortal coil before a great and powerful monster-demon bursts from inside me.

Directly behind this grim visage that was my former vessel is a huge crucifix with a plaque in several languages which reads:

Be More Human.

God has a great sense of humor.

[kyro]

today. got drunk for first time last night and i was a wreck all day. not completely physically hungover, but emotionally hungover. i don't think i'll do that again for a long time

[WDC]

the week before my wedding; spent the next day in the hospita; somebody was putting jack in my beer; i also threw up on a stripper

[daryn]

oh man, open bar will do that to you. people cannot be responsible in that kind of situation!!!


i remember one i was at,.. i would be double fisting cocktails while waiting in line for drinks.

[Michael Davis]

"i would be double fisting cocktails while waiting in line for drinks."

Did you get that line from gay porn?

-Michael

[Diplomat]

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i don't think i'll do that again for a long time

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Whatever you want to believe.

-Diplomat

[Diplomat]

Yeah. It's actually worse than that. Every year at our school we do a house crawl -- the first-year law students stumble around Kingston from house to house, each hosted by a couple upper-year students, which are given, by the law school, plenty of free booze to feed to the first years.

We were a host house. So not only was the bar open, I ran it. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

-Diplomat