overused 2+2 cliches

[nicky g]

"I play goot"

[zuluking]

"No reads"

It amazes me how many online players have "no reads" when they post a hand.

[scotnt73]

i like when people say stuff like:

i was drunk and utg with 72o and raised. then bla bla bla...

now tell me how my river call was but dont dare mention all the crap i did wrong leading up too it.

[James Boston]

gamboooool

[Tharpab]

Could I have milked more?

[colgin]

"raise or fold"

"... but since you didn't. . ."

[SpiderMnkE]

"SpiderMnkE Rulz!"

Way overused

[ohgeetee]

I think the replacement of "you're a complete retard" with "that's fuzzy thinking" is pretty awesome.

It's like having someone call you a poopyhead, then you trying to rationalize why you are indeed not a poopyhead. Theres no reply.

[eMarkM]

C'mon, you're missing the biggest one of all....

"it depends"

[Nottom]

bet the river

... nah, thats can't be overused.