Dead Baby Joke

[cottonpickincornhuskinassfuc]

What are 3 things a woman can do that a man can't?


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1. Have a baby

2. Get a period

3. Get laid when she's dead

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[Freakin]

What do you call a dead baby on the end of a toothpick?

<font color="white"> The perfect garnish to the worlds largest martini</font>




My friend's favorite dead baby joke.

Freakin

[Steven Punk]

What do you get when you cross a dead baby and a peasant eating Cud?

[AEKDBet]

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What are 3 things a woman can do that a man can't?


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1. Have a baby

2. Get a period

3. Get laid when she's dead

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I dunno about number 3... rigor mortis(sp?) right...

[AEKDBet]

These are some of the funniest one I've heard.

Try this....

What the wost part about having sex with a 5 year old?

<font color="white">Getting all the blood off your clown suit </font>

[mntbikr15]

What do u get when you cut up a dead baby?

-An Erection

Whats the worst part of eating out a bald pussy?

-Having to put the diaper back on

Sry couldnt figure out how to make the text white

[Harvey/Raging homo reporter]

You guys are like sooo gross, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

[slickpoppa]

How do you get 10 dead babies into a bowl?

<font color="white">A blender </font>

How do you get them out?

<font color="white"> Nachos </font>

[slickpoppa]

What's better than having sex with a dead baby?

<font color="white"> Nothing </font>

[Alobar]

god bless the return of this thread, nothing beats a good dead baby joke!

who wants to set the over/under on how many more people will feel the need to comment on how they lack a sense of humor...er, i mean that these jokes are offensive