Pickin on the siblings,

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

When I was a kid, we had a large dog and a cat who didn't really get along real well - sheer genius, maybe. Anyway, my little sister and I were in the basement doing whatever we did - probably hitting something with a hockey stick - when the cat came tearing through, followed shortly by the dog. In my infinite wisdom, I grabbed the cat, which is no small feat in itself - you try catching a cat at full speed - and jumped up on the nearby couch. Now comes the dog at full speed, at which point I realize how incredibly smart I am. So I figure I'll throw a bit of a screen pass, hold out as long as I can before the dog pummels me and throw the cat over the dog in the other direction so she can get a head start the other way. This is all fine and good except that my sister is also quite smart and is coming in right after the dog. The cat, completely freaked out and with claws fully extended, lands literally on her face and she ended up nearly losing an eyeball and seemingly all the blood in her body. She came out of it with something like 30 stitches across her eyelid. I felt bad and now know better than to interfere with inter-species conflicts. My sister came very close to losing her eye - I can't imagine what it'd be like if she were walking around with one eye right now.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Oh, and I also got in trouble for playing tennis against the garage door and putting holes (yes, holes - not dents) in it. I had a pretty hard serve, as well as a killer backhand. I tried to kindof patch it up a little bit, but when my dumbassily made patches fell off, the jig was up.

[LALDAAS]

My brother and I thought it would be fun to bean our little sister with water ballons. My sister was having a blast for about a hot minute.

She was in the pool and we where luanching them from the deck. Every time we threw one she would go under the water.

This manuver only lasts a short time. My little bro and I wised up and relized she has to come up for air sooner or later.

Sure enough baby sister popped out to the surface for some fresh O2 and.....

WHAMMMOOO!! Both my bro and I caught her in the kisser.

Have you ever heard a 9 year old girl scream! It can shatter glass.

MOM came running out with the wooden spoon. We had our asses cracked untill the spoon snaped. Then it was the back hand.

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[Rick Diesel]

My brother (3 years younger) and I used to watch wrestling all the time when we were little. Thinking back, I can't beleive the number of times that I performed some crazy wrestling move like a piledriver or something of the sort. It is actually amazing that I never broke his neck.

[scotnt73]

my kid brother is 5 years younger than me. when he was 8 i woke him up on a sat morning and acted like it was a school day. he got all dressed and sat on the couch half a sleep like he did every morning until my mom walked in and stated "what the hell are you doing?"

the way she said it and the look on his confused face still makes me laugh to this day(20 years later)

[Lazymeatball]

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my kid brother is 5 years younger than me. when he was 8 i woke him up on a sat morning and acted like it was a school day. he got all dressed and sat on the couch half a sleep like he did every morning until my mom walked in and stated "what the hell are you doing?"

the way she said it and the look on his confused face still makes me laugh to this day(20 years later)

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I find this funnier than some of the physical abuse posts. My older brother used to do something similar to this, only he would wake me up very early at various points through out the year and tell me "It's Christmas." It got really annoying by the time I was 12.

[CCass]

When I was about 9, I threw a hammer at my older (by 2 years) sister. She ducked, and the hammer went thru my grandparents door. My parents made each of us pay to have the door fixed. To this day, my sister doesn't think she should have had to pay half.

[LondonBroil]

My brother (5 years older) threw me back once when we were wrestling/fighting and I cracked the back of my head on the side of our fireplace (OUCH!).

One time me and my sister (2 years younger) were out in the back yard and were throwing darts up in the air, don't ask me why. The real metal tip ones, not the plastic pussy ones they have nowadays. Anyway, I launched one up about 40 feet and it came down right into the top of her head. She said afterwards it didn't hurt that bad though.

[PhatPots]

I would just tease my brother a lot and I would shake their heads when they weren't expecting it. Nothing to bad.......make them smell my farts, eat off their plates, etc.

Cheers,
Pots

[LALDAAS]

WOW I guess I was a jerk as a kid, I have endless stories.

Although That dart one was pretty rough.

My brother and I use to play pranks on each other all the time.

A good one that back fired on me. I lightly brushed vasoline on the toilet seat in the moring, knowing my brother would pitch one when he woke up.

So I go and wake him up for school. Sure enough he heads for the throan however it was to late pops ran in there before my brother.

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